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Is it Racecar, or Am I Spelling That Backwards?

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I bet you have been going crazy trying to think of ways I could possibly top my last post. I can hear your thoughts, your thinking, "wow, I didn't realize New Year's Eve could ever be that interesting", "I can't believe how talented of a writer Noah is", "I doubt any piece of literature will ever be as amazing as that last post". I'm here to set your mind at ease, yes NYE is riveting, but anything I touch instantly because interesting (its a gift) so that's not a surprise. Thank you, I pride myself in being the king of the garbage writers. And finally, don't worry, this post will be regarding one of the most pressing topics in the world. Today I will be comparing people's opinions on NASCAR (please try to contain your excitement). So without further ado, on your marks, get set, let's go! This week I'll start by talking about why people don't like NASCAR. Everything I read in prep for this post showed me that people

New Year's Eve: Worth it? Maybe, Maybe Not.

Happy Valentine's Day good people of the internet! Even though today is a holiday itself if you look back to a little over a month ago when we entered into 2019 people around the world celebrated a different holiday, New Year's Eve (did you like that ultra smooth transition away for the fact that I did not think to write about Valentine's day?). This has been a day that we have celebrated since the day Julius Ceaser said: "Yo, we've got a cool new calendar, lets party on the last day of the year", and party we did. People use December 31 as a day to end the current year on a bang and a way to look forward to the possibilities as they enter a new year. It's a fun excuse for people to hang out with their friend all night (or at least until midnight) and who doesn't love getting drunk on some random day of the week? Well, some don't think to watch a ball drop, drinking champagne and kissing that special someone as the clock strikes 12 is all that wort

Let's do this!!

Here is the official warning to anyone who decides "yeah, I like reading garbage": What you are about to experience is exactly what was aforementioned, garbage. I am by no stretch of the imagination a writer. I'm more of the type of person who will do whatever it takes to not have to write anything. That being said this blog is going to be a wild time for everyone, so hang on and enjoy the ride. Or don't I really don't care, you could say I have Noahpinion. Get it? My name is Noah and I have "no opinion", but who am I kidding the only people who are going to read this blog already get the joke.